JINCHENG

Hi
I received my workshop manual for my Jincheng monkey bike today and in the trouble shooting section I found these words of wisdom so please take note
WONT START
Possible cause
1.No fuel
Remedy
1.Add fuel
just like my old physics teacher said " clear and concise"

Regards Tufty

You'd be suprised how many times 'break downs' like this occur.

Ahh.... those Chinese, you've got to love em Nothing like stating the bleeding obvious

All the best Si

I think fuels the least of you problems with a chinky masterpiece.
I'm no Honda Snob, but,,,,,,,,,

When you going to show us a pic of the new bike?

Is it similar to this one?

Gents,
You do know this is Tufty were talking about here. That bike is far to sensible for him. Think about half the size, cover it in chrome, and then look like a pimple on a pigs arse on it, then you will be half way there

Come on Tufty show us a picture, if you dare

All the best Si

The issue is like all masterpieces only the enlightened can appreciate its beauty and class
You know what its like with an original i.e. colour schemes, who would think of having a tango'd colour paint job then spray it on a hot day in a field of cows with their entourage of flies, how many died to produce that original and who would ride such a "masterpiece" surely only the original Essex Boy who knows the colour from the days of owning a Ford Escort which came out in that colour after a few weeks of being left out in the rain and I believe it is now called Patina instead of ferrous oxide orange.(rust)
Regards from Tufty
P.S when the weather improves(stops bloody raining) I will get my "masterclass" of bikes together for a group picture in their natural surroundings.

Bloody hell Tufty,
"The enlightened" ! you've been watching too much kung fu panda . We only wanted to see the new dinky toy, oops sorry the new bike. Just make sure that when you do take the photo of the "family", that the weathers really sunny, I wanna see that purple bike shine!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the best "there's no flies on me" Si

They are all stuck to your paint